dogthing2:

HAPPY MOMMY HAPPY BABIES

dogthing2:

HAPPY MOMMY HAPPY BABIES

(Source: lavagoth, via epic-humor)

officialunitedstates:

me after I take a test:  give it to me straight teach, what are my stats

(via epic-humor)

snapchatting:

babe get ready for a night on the town, i just found an old Subway gift card and there’s still $9.45 left on it

So me and honestocokito , it’s the simple things in life

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

8bit-aion:

theauthorman:

"Pssst, spidey, what’d you get for number seven?"
"Dude, shut up! I don’t wanna get in trouble!"
"I got Waterloo."
“This is a math test!”

are we not going to talk about the fact that deadpool is writing with scissors

8bit-aion:

theauthorman:

"Pssst, spidey, what’d you get for number seven?"

"Dude, shut up! I don’t wanna get in trouble!"

"I got Waterloo."

This is a math test!”

are we not going to talk about the fact that deadpool is writing with scissors

(Source: carbomcoco, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

thatfunnyblog:

Dammit, every time

You can never get the second eye to look as good as the first…smh

thatfunnyblog:

Dammit, every time

You can never get the second eye to look as good as the first…smh

(Source: screaming-biscuits)

"where are my glasses?"

anyone who’s ever had glasses (via communistbakery)

(via kingsleyyy)