queefilicious:

sharing an umbrella with someone seems cute but in practice it is 100% horrible and you both end up getting angry and wet

(Source: susemoji, via epic-humor)

dutchster:

when i see a clothing item i like and check the price tag

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(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

elissamvp:

When you say something smart and people are shocked

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People don’t know me

(via epic-humor)

madamateur:

trying to drink hot tea while wearing glasses more like

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where the fuck did the laptop go

My life lol

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

honestocokito:

politicalsexkitten:

John Legend doesn’t take shit.

hermosa-desconocida check your boy out

I knew there was a reason I always liked him, besides his good looks and voice of a million baby angels frolicking through daisy fields. honestocokito

yo tim! do you got any tips on dating a mixed girl? my girlfriend is black/white btw

timothydelaghetto:

Ohhh a grey girl! I love grey girls. Uhm.. Tips? Lol.. Hmm… Black/mixed girls wash their hair less frequently than other girls so just be aware of that. And uh… Curly hair might tickle your nose/chin while you spoon so be ready for that. And that’s basically all you need to know, bro.

Pretty solid advice.

spoopyphilia:

spagghetto:

lermaniacforever-timetofangirl:

spagghetto:

I wanted my selfie to 

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but instead it only got

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This just blew my mind

I guess you could say it changed your

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on life

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(via timothydelaghetto)